Give her a call for demerol and amal nitrate
  I tell her dad, don't worry sir we won't stay out late
    I'm in love with her
  The pharmacists daughter
  She's got my love
  I get her drugs
    Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
  Bringin' in some colonopin I'm huffin' ether
  She's the one for me, without personality
  I still wanna see her every day
    We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
  If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
  She's so beautiful she keeps my perscriptions full
  She got my love I get her drugs (She got my love)
  She got my love I get her drugs (I get the drugs)
  She got my love, I get her drugs
  Looks like I'm all in the bought the pharm (ACY!)