I'm ever upper class high society,
  God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
  I always fill my ballroom
  (The event is never small)
  The social pages say I've got
  The biggest balls of all
  Oh I've got big balls
  I've got big balls
  And they're such big balls
  Dirty big balls
  And he's got big balls
  And she's got big balls
  But we've got the biggest balls of them all
  And my balls are always bouncing
  My ballroom always full
  And everybody cums and cums again
  If your name is on the guest list
  No-one can take you higher
  Everybody says I've got
  GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
  Oh I've got big balls
  repeat
  Some balls are held for charity
  And some for fancy dress
  But when they're held for pleasure
  They're the balls that I like best.
  My balls are always bouncing
  To the left and to the right
  It's my belief that my big balls
  Should be held every night
  Oh I've got big balls
  repeat
  And I'm just itching to tell you about them
  Oh we had such wonderful fun
  Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
  Ball sucker