Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
  Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
  Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
  You've got to wine and dine me
  
  Don't try to fool me bejewel me
  Either amuse me or lose me
  I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
  
  Pop me a cork, french me a fry
  Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
  Chill me some wine, keep standing by
  Just entertain me, champagne me
  Show me you love me, kid glove me
  Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
  I'm getting hungry, peel me grape
  
  Here's how to be an agreeable chap
  Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
  Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
  When I say, 'do it,' jump to it
  
  Send out for scotch, call me a cab
  Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
  Just hang around, pick up the tab
  Never out think me, just mink me
  Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
  New Thunderbird me, you heard me
  I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape